This one had steam coming out my ears....
Young woman, first time mother, in early labor. Well, more like prodromal labor because her cervix was not changing, or could have been false labor, but at this point we didn't know. She was just beside herself with her contractions so she stayed for some IV medication and sleep, and then was reevaluated several hours later. The resident did the exam and pronounced no change in the cervix. The woman was offered another dose of IV medication or to go home. She was undecided about what to do, so she was given some time with her husband to discuss what would be best.
I went back to her room to see what she wanted to do about 10 minutes later. She still wasn't sure, but needed to discuss the pro's and con's of both with me. As we talked the attending doctor came in and announced that she was going to reexamine her. I thought this was odd, and told the attending doctor that the resident just did an exam, that the cervix wasn't changed and the woman was discussing the options of more medication or going home.
The attending just said, "I'm still going to check her."
Attending does the exam, and while her hand was still in the woman's vagina announces that she is 5 centimeters and give her an amniohook so she can break her water. The woman was so happy to hear that she was 5cms that she was like, "Well, then, please break my water! Make this happen!"
So water now broken, woman happy but contracting more strongly almost immediately, the attending stands over the woman with her arms crossed and says, "So I'm told you are doing this natural?"
Before the woman can answer the attending makes a noise like, "Oh, please!" She then goes on to say, "Trust me, you won't be able to do it! You already needed IV medication when you weren't quite in labor yet. Don't go fooling yourself, really!"
I was shocked. Shocked.
And then the attending walks out.
The woman at this point was contracting quite frequently and much stronger. Before I could say anything, she said to me, "I don't want anything!"
And I said, "Of course. You can do what you want, and you can do it." A very simple statement compared to what was going on in my head.
The woman went on to labor without any medication. She was of course having a difficult time, particularly when she hit the transition phase of the labor, but went on to have the unmedicated birth she desired.